It had been three long decades since these four friends had all been in the same room. Life had taken them in different directions, but after 30 years apart, they finally reunited at a lively get-together. As they clinked glasses and laughed like old times, it was as if no time had passed at all.

After a few rounds of drinks, the conversation shifted to their kids. Each father, beaming with pride, was eager to share stories about his son’s success. One after another, they bragged about their children, each tale grander than the last.

The first friend kicked things off. He leaned back in his chair, smiling as he told his story.
“My son is my pride and joy,” he said. “He started at the bottom working for a big company. But he didn’t stay there long. He studied Economics and Business Administration, worked hard, and climbed the corporate ladder. Now, he’s the president of that very company! He’s made a fortune. And get this—he bought his best friend a brand-new Mercedes-Benz for his birthday. Fully loaded, top-of-the-line.”

The second friend wasn’t about to be outdone. He grinned and said,
“That’s awesome! But my son’s story is pretty impressive too. He started working for a major airline as a mechanic, then decided to become a pilot. He went to flight school, became a captain, and eventually bought a huge stake in the airline. Now, he owns most of it! He’s doing so well that he gave his best friend a brand-new private jet as a birthday gift.”

The third dad chimed in, not missing a beat.
“Well, that’s fantastic, but listen to this! My son studied at the best universities, got his engineering degree, and started his own construction company. He’s now a multimillionaire! And for his best friend’s birthday, he gifted him an enormous mansion—30,000 square feet! It’s a dream home.”

As the three friends congratulated one another, the fourth friend returned from the restroom. Curious, he asked,
“What’s all the excitement about?”

One of the guys explained,
“We’ve been talking about how proud we are of our sons and how successful they’ve become. What about your son? What’s he up to?”

The fourth man paused for a moment, then smiled and said,
“Well, my son is gay. He works as a dancer at a nightclub, performing as a stripper.”

The other three fell silent. They exchanged awkward glances before one of them said,
“Oh… we’re sorry. That must be tough for you.”

But the fourth dad wasn’t fazed. In fact, he laughed and replied,
“No need to feel sorry! He’s my son and I love him no matter what. And let me tell you, he’s not doing badly at all! Just two weeks ago, for his birthday, he got a brand-new Mercedes-Benz, a private jet, and a 30,000-square-foot mansion.”

The other three stared at him in disbelief.
“Wait… how’d he manage that?” one of them asked.

The fourth friend chuckled,
“They were gifts from his three boyfriends!”

Bonus Laugh: Grandpa’s Birthday Surprise

As the party continued, there was another funny moment that got everyone laughing.

An old grandpa happened to walk by a group of older women sitting together. One of the grandmas shouted out,
“Hey! We bet we can guess exactly how old you are!”

The old man scoffed,
“No way! There’s no chance you could figure it out, you old fools.”

But the grandma was persistent.
“Sure we can! Just drop your pants and your underwear, and we’ll tell you exactly how old you are.”

Grandpa was a little embarrassed, but curious enough to take them up on the challenge. He pulled down his pants.

The grandmas asked him to turn around a few times and jump up and down. After observing him carefully, they all shouted at once,
“You’re 87 years old!”

Completely baffled, the old man asked,
“How on earth did you guess that?”

Slapping their knees and laughing, the three old ladies replied in unison,
“Because we were at your birthday party yesterday!”

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