We all need a good laugh every now and then, and sometimes the best ones come from simple, silly moments at home. Whether it’s a joke shared between a long-married couple or a crafty scheme to get the kids home for the holidays, there’s something timeless about a little harmless mischief. Here are two funny stories that perfectly blend humor with heart—and might even inspire your own playful antics.

Touchdown in Bed: The “Fart Football” Game

An elderly couple, married for decades, had finally crawled into bed after a long day. As they settled under the covers, the old man suddenly ripped a loud fart. Instead of apologizing or pretending it didn’t happen, he proudly declared, “Seven points!”

His wife, startled and confused, turned to him and asked, “What was that supposed to mean?”

The man chuckled and said, “It’s fart football.”

Not wanting to be left out of this bizarre new game, the wife decided to join in. Just a few minutes later, she let one rip herself and proudly shouted, “Touchdown! Tie game!”

The old man, never one to back down from a challenge, concentrated for a moment and let out another fart. “Aha!” he cheered. “That’s 14 to 7! I’m in the lead!”

His wife wasn’t about to let him win so easily. She released another loud one and smirked, “Touchdown! We’re tied again.”

Then, after a few seconds of silence, she followed it up with a small but distinct toot. “Field goal,” she grinned. “I’m up 17 to 14.”

Now the pressure was on. The old man wasn’t about to lose at his own game. He strained and pushed with all his might, determined to take the lead again. But in his effort, he overdid it—accidentally pooping the bed.

His wife immediately turned toward him, alarmed. “What the heck just happened?!”

With a sheepish look and a heavy sigh, he muttered, “Half-time. Time to switch sides.”

This ridiculous moment may not win any actual football trophies, but it certainly scored a touchdown in the humor department.

The Divorce That Wasn’t: A Clever Christmas Trick

In another laugh-out-loud tale of family chaos, a retired father decided to stir up a little drama—but for a very strategic reason.

One afternoon, the man picked up the phone and called his adult son. “We can’t stand each other anymore,” he said bluntly. “I’m tired of seeing her face, and I’ve had enough. We’re getting a divorce.”

His son, stunned, shouted into the phone, “Dad, what are you even talking about?!”

“I’m done talking,” the father responded, frustrated. “Call your sister and tell her. I don’t want to explain this again.” Then he hung up.

Panicked and overwhelmed, the son quickly called his sister to deliver the shocking news.

But she wasn’t having any of it.

“No way!” she yelled. “They’re not getting divorced—like hell they are!”

Without wasting a second, she picked up the phone and called their dad.

“You listen to me,” she said firmly. “You’re not divorcing Mom. Don’t call a lawyer, don’t touch a single paper, and don’t do anything until we get there. My brother and I are flying home tomorrow to deal with this. DO YOU HEAR ME?”

She slammed the phone down, furious and worried.

Back at the house, the old man smiled and turned to his wife. “Well,” he said calmly, “they’re both coming for Christmas. And they’re paying for their own flights.”

Mission accomplished.

Humor, Love, and a Little Mischief

Whether it’s a silly game played between spouses or an elaborate prank to get your kids to visit, these stories remind us of something important: laughter is often the glue that holds families together.

The elderly couple playing “fart football” shows us that no matter how many years pass, playfulness and competition can still live in a marriage. And the dad who staged a fake divorce? He knew just how to manipulate the moment for a little holiday togetherness—without the nagging or guilt trips.

So next time you’re looking for a clever way to get the family to come home or spice up your evening with your partner, maybe channel a little of that bold energy. Just, you know… maybe skip the part where someone poops the bed.