A girl on the plane threw her hair over my seat, blocking my screen: I had to teach the rude woman a lesson

After an exhausting stretch of nonstop work, I was finally on my way to much-needed relaxation. The moment I settled into my seat on the plane, I envisioned a peaceful escape—just a few hours of mindless entertainment, a good movie, and maybe a nap. I wasn’t asking for much, just a little quiet and a chance to disconnect. But, as fate would have it, the universe had other plans.

Right in front of me sat a young woman, likely in her early twenties. As soon as she took her seat, she casually flung her long, thick hair over the back of her seat, and it landed squarely on my tray table—completely blocking my personal screen. I sat there, dumbfounded. It wasn’t just inconsiderate; it was downright invasive. Still, I tried to avoid conflict. I leaned forward and, as politely as possible, asked her to move her hair. She glanced back, apologized briefly, and removed it. I thought that was the end of it.

Ten minutes later, her hair was back in my space—like a curtain I never ordered. This time, I asked again, still civil, but she completely ignored me. Didn’t even acknowledge my voice. It was like I didn’t exist. That’s when something snapped. I realized she needed a lesson—a small, quiet, but unforgettable one.

Without a word, I reached into my bag and pulled out three pieces of gum. I unwrapped them one by one and started chewing, keeping my expression entirely neutral. Once they were pliable, I gently and methodically began placing the sticky wads into her hair, weaving them in strand by strand. It took about fifteen minutes, all while she was blissfully unaware.

Eventually, she noticed. She turned around suddenly, touching her hair—and froze. “What…is…this?” she gasped, panic rising in her voice as she tried to pull out the gum. Still focused on my movie, I replied calmly: “That’s the result of your arrogance.”

She looked at me like I’d lost my mind. “You’re insane!” she barked.

“And you,” I said evenly, “are incredibly disrespectful. Now you’ve got two choices. One: sit through the rest of the flight with chewing gum stuck in your hair and deal with the consequences—which will probably involve scissors or a razor. Or two: let me help you right now. I have manicure scissors in my bag. Want me to cut it out for you?”

Her face drained of color. I leaned in just a little closer and said, still calm as ever, “If your hair ends up on my tray table again, I’ll make sure you’re bald by landing. And don’t worry—I’m very precise, even when there’s turbulence.”

She didn’t say a word after that. For the rest of the flight, she sat perfectly still with her hair tied into the tightest bun I’ve ever seen. No movement. No attitude. Just silence.

As for me? I reclined, turned back to my screen, and thoroughly enjoyed the movie I had started earlier. Finally, the peace I had hoped for had arrived—and I didn’t have to raise my voice to get it.

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