Dogs are undeniably loyal, loving, and downright hilarious. From their goofy antics to their surprising intelligence, our furry companions never fail to make us laugh. These seven jokes capture the comedic brilliance of dogs in all their glory. Get ready for a good laugh—because only dogs could inspire such antics!

1. A Dinner Table Dilemma

A girl met her boyfriend’s parents over dinner, but her upset stomach quickly became a problem. When she discreetly let out a little gas, the father looked at the family dog and said, “Max.”

Relieved they blamed the dog, she felt confident to release more. When the second attempt was louder, the father shouted, “MAX!” Encouraged, she let it all out with a final, thunderous burst.

The father stood, glared at Max, and exclaimed, “Max! Get away before she craps on you!”

2. The Genius Shopper

A butcher saw a dog with a $10 bill and a note reading, “Five lamb chops, please.” Impressed, he handed the chops to the dog, who waited for the light to change at a crosswalk before hopping on a bus.

Following the dog, the butcher watched as it rang the stop bell, got off, and sprinted to a house. When no one answered, the dog hurled itself against the door.

The owner opened the door and yelled at the dog. The butcher intervened, exclaiming, “This dog’s a genius!”

The owner shrugged, “Genius? He forgot his keys twice this week!”

3. The Nap-Loving Visitor

An old dog wandered into a man’s yard, received a few pats, then curled up inside the house for a nap. This became a routine.

Curious, the man pinned a note on the dog’s collar asking if the owner knew about these daily naps.

The next day, the dog returned with a note that read, “He lives with six kids, two under three. He’s catching up on sleep. Can I join him tomorrow?”

4. The Pub Plasterer

A dog entered a bar, ordered a pint and sandwich, and casually read the newspaper. Intrigued, the bartender followed this routine for weeks.

When the circus came to town, the bartender told the ringmaster about the talented dog. The ringmaster gave him his card, saying, “This dog would be amazing in our circus!”

When the bartender told the dog, it asked, “The circus? With the tent and animals in cages?”

“Yes!” the bartender exclaimed.

The dog shook its head. “Why would they need a plasterer?”

5. Corgi Comedy

Why aren’t Corgi jokes funny?
They’re all just too short.

6. The Talking Dog for Sale

A man saw a sign advertising a “talking dog for sale.” The dog claimed to have worked for the CIA and airports as a spy, solved crimes, and even raised a family.

The amazed man asked the owner why the dog was selling for only $10.

The owner sighed, “Because he’s a liar. He didn’t do any of that.”

7. The Skateboarding Dog

A man complained to his neighbor, “My dog chases anyone on a skateboard.”

The neighbor asked, “What will you do about it?”

The man replied, “Guess I’ll have to take his skateboard away.”

Dogs have a way of making us laugh, whether through their antics, intelligence, or just their lovable personalities. These jokes prove that our canine companions bring joy and humor into our lives in the most unexpected ways.